Just when you’re so tired of reading Maureen Dowd’s whiny, sassy scribblings, she saves the day by handing her column off to Stephen Colbert, who is busy getting as much ink and face-time as possible in the wake of the release of his book. (Last year, Dowd, penned a Rolling Stone cover story on the Colbert/Stewart phenomenon)
So leave it to Colbert, to sum up the entire NYT Sunday Op-Ed experience in under 100 words:
Iâ€™d like to thank Maureen Dowd for permitting/begging me to write her column today. As I type this, sheâ€™s watching from an overstuffed divan, petting her prize Abyssinian and sipping a Dirty Cosmotinijito. Which reminds me: Before I get started, I have to take care of one other bit of business:
Bad things are happening in countries you shouldnâ€™t have to think about. Itâ€™s all George Bushâ€™s fault, the vice president is Satan, and God is gay.
There. Now Iâ€™ve written Frank Richâ€™s column too.
Hilarious. Lo, Rich’s Op-Ed today on the shadiness pervading Iraq — still — unbelievable — is a must read, as his columns generally are. As for Colbert’s “new bestseller,” I am America (And So Can You)!, I have absolutely no intention of reading it. I have, however, obtained the audio version — narrated by Colbert, of course — to listen to on an upcoming road trip (road trip tbd). I’ve listened to the introduction, though, and so far, so good. Time permitting, I’ll post a snippet for your aural pleasure.
Earlier in the week he admitted to Larry King that the book was a tool leading up to his seeking of a presidential nomination “from both parties.” (Video here and below). Continue reading “Colbert: Mo Betta Than Dowd”
In another display of new media bravadura, Colbert Nation successfully Googlebombed their esteemed leader to the number 1 spot on Google for the following two searches:
And a tip of the hat from netZoo to Wikiality now with over 1 million pages of truthiness served. Watch your back, Ronald McDonald.
Colbert, who recently authored a guide to being expert at everything for Wired, backed himself up this week with “Protecting Your Online Identity.”
Cuz you never know who’s watching your Internetron:
1. Always type with your non-dominant hand – so it’s not typed in your handwriting.
2. Pick the right password – close your eyes and slap the keyboard at random.
3. Get hundreds of credit cards – never use the same one twice.
4. Defrag your hard drive once in a while – overheard a nerd say it somewhere at best buy.
5. For every real search on a search engine do a fake search – make it seem it’s not you doing the search.
6. An infected computer is a vulnerable computer – make sure you wash your computer once a month.
Now go ahead and take the Colbert Green Screen Challenge (or at least watch some of the wacky submissions).
More on Colbert cross-platform multimedia integration in this post at 3i.