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Abu Musab al-ZarqaWHo? WhAt?!?

Further questions this morning regarding the status of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. Homo Sapien, Gumby’s #2, or just an illusion???….

Hot off the AFP wires:
Iraqi security forces captured Al-Qaeda frontman Abu Musab al-Zarqawi last year but released him because they did not know who he was, a senior Iraqi official told AFP.

Personally, I believe everything I read in the Zawahiri – Zarqawi letter that was posted as a .pdf on FoxNews website a couple months back, but I just don’t know if I’m buying the rap from this “senior Iraqi official.”

This Zarqawi bulletin is a gem: “He was arrested more than one year ago in Fallujah by Iraqi police,” deputy interior minister Hussain Kamal said Friday. “It seems they did not recognize him, that’s why they released him.”

Translation: these Iraqi police really are a bunch of weenies. There is no mention of the threats Zarqawi must have made, although the imagination runs wild….

“He is human, he does not have the power of God,” Kamal insisted. “We will bring him to justice.”

And we appreciate Kamal, cuz he’s one heckuva guy who’s well aware that God promised our president that “we will prevail” against the terrorists, the Sadaamists, and the rejectionists.

25 MILLION DOLLARS on ol’ boy’s head and they LET HIM GO!!!?????!!!!

Andy Sternberg

Andy Sternberg is a digital strategist and marketing specialist with a focus on enhancing interactive and user experience through content and social media. He's been tweaking content and music-related websites since the '90s and has a Master's in Online Journalism. He's currently the head of Social & Digital Media at Rotary International. Find him on Twitter @andysternberg.

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