Bear Eats Monkey

Visitors to the Beekse Bergen Safari Park outside of Amsterdam may or may not have been hallucinating this weekend, but dozens were around to witness a Barbary macaque monkey being slaughtered and devoured by Sloth bears.

Here’s a .pdf photoessay of of the incident (in Dutch).

The b-sphere is humming with nearly 1000 posts on the “bear eats monkey” tip, including several posts shouting out to the excessively bear-fearing (sign petition) Stephen Colbert (threat-down vids). Stick around for any late-breaking monkey-munching news…

Border Pac-Man

“We will construct high-tech fences in urban corridors, and build new patrol roads and barriers in rural areas. We will employ motion sensors infrared cameras and unmanned aerial vehicles…

“catch and release….” [link]

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…[W]e have enough Guard forces to win the war on terror, to respond to natural disasters and to help secure our border.

Summer Doldrums

Saw a few Cubs games last week up in San Francisco and — man — are they just awful. Can hardly even follow anymore! As of this posting, I believe they’ve lost 14 of their last 16 games and appear to swing at every first pitch as if they can’t wait to get sent down to the minors one by one. Adding a nother notch to their futility belt, the Padres became the first team in the Cubs’ 131 season history to sweep the season series from the No’ siders.

Wood supposedly returns this week – we’ll see how long that lasts… Prior is expected in the coming weeks as well. No D.Lee, however, for at least another month.

Can it get any worse before it gets better?

Homage l’Colbert

When the Huffington Post launched their “Contagious Festival,” soon after they partnered with AOL and Yahoo! months ago, it seemed as if it was a festival with an “end,” and a “winner.”

Now that I think back, some dude w/ a well-earned shit-eating grin did score something like a dinner with Arianna H. and JC.

But the stuff being published there recently has been phenomenal.

See this animated tribute to Stephen Colbert (an homage to his tiz-oasting of the prezididn’t)

and the ever-catchy — it’s a Top 40 hit in Japan — “I’m the Decider”

and its about time we get to see Judy Miller’s MySpace profile.

Go on and join the over 50,000 folks who have personally thanked Monsieur Colbert for setting things straight in his speech at the W.H. correspondents dinner last weekend. None of the newspaperpeople seemed to care much for it, save for Froomkin (2-time).

Beware the effet d’Colbert. (Here is a link to 15 mins of the famous speech)

It’s Always ‘Chaos’ in Basra – UPDATED

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While we’ve grown accustomed to daily reports of suicide bombings in and around Baghdad, some of the most dramatic anti-coalition action over the past 8 months has come out of Basra. Or at least the pristine video footage has it that way.

I’ve been restraining myself all morning from posting this CNN video report in which “rock-throwing, chanting crowds gather after a British copter crashes in Basra.”

The CNN anchor alludes to a Reuters report that the helicopter was shot down, but the reporter in Baghdad sort of sloughs it off. This account will most certainly change by days end. For now AP files it as follows (note – article at link will automatically be updated throughout the day):

Police Capt. Mushtaq Khazim said the helicopter was apparently shot down in a residential district. He said the four-member crew was killed, but British officials would say only that there were “casualties.”

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Agence-France Presse accounts for four dead including two children as a result of the “clashes between an angry mob and British troops at the site of the crash.”

UPDATE 1: I posted it, with additional reference to the 10 U.S. troops killed in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan. News outlets are featuring the stories differently, at least online. While both are top stories, in some instances the U.S. troops are featured. The Basra story is more important however because a) their helicopter may have been *shot* down, and b) according to CNN, Basra is once again under curfew. The Afghanistan incident did not involve enemy fire and also occurred over 24 hours ago. Sabrina Tavernise has filed from Baghdad for NYT.

UPDATE 2: AP has finally updated their wire writethrough. Here is the original, which clearly has a pro-U.S./British bias. The new article, by a different reporter, reads: “A British military helicopter apparently was hit by a missile” in the lede. Reuters, originally reported that the chopper was “apparently shot down,” and have since cut the “apparently” and say it was “brought down.”

Taking a completely different approach originally was AFP, who originally led with details of the clash on the ground and the Iraqi casualties. The French press agency has now flipped the lede to open with “At least two British soldiers died when their helicopter crashed…”

The photos coming off the wires are quite impressive.

While this may not seem at all interesting to anyone who may happen upon this blog, I find it highly interesting and educational. In these hi-tech fully-connected times, war reporting remains a varied, slow developing and highly objective art.